I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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