Sponge bath it is.
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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