I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
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