so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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