Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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