You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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