she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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