i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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