omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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