i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Randomize