Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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