y did u give ur computer a hand job?
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
