I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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