do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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