His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I stole a fireplace last night.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
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