it's like iHOP with fire
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
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