you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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