I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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