Soap is not a condiment
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
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