He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Randomize
