Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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