Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
you had me at cake vodka
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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