Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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