That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
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