"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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