Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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