Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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