talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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