But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
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