Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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