is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
The air was thick with penises
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
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