Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Randomize
