Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Randomize
