he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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