If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
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