did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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