Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Randomize
