is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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