I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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