remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
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