she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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