Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
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