i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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