There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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