Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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