a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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