I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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