If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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