Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
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