she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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