Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Randomize
