Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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