he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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