He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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