come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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