i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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