You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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