I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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